Akhil Bharatiya Samuhik Mahila Jansangram (All India United/Mass Females Struggle): April 16, 2009

Alrite, this is a sad attempt at drawing attention.
But, for a very noble cause.

A Birthday poem for one of my Best friends, Saurabh Sharma. (I think I just heard
the female population collectively sigh, and coo:
"Aw! That's so Sweeeet!!" You bet it is! :) )

Ladies and Gentlemen, we give you the very Best that MDI has to offer:-

Our very Own,
Sylvester Stallone (Wow, that rhymes! Should I go ahead, and compose the
entire poem? Naaah! Accha, chalo dekhta hoon)

Doston ka dost,
Dushmanon ka Ghost (Again! Am on a roll!)     

He is a rare gem, I tell yous,
Reading is against his 'Core Values'

Doesn't need a reason to be (cash or) kind,
Is only slightly of an unsound mind!

Marquity, Illumnia, ho ya Guitar
Baalak humaara hai bada Zimmedar

Sacchai, Imaandari, Kartavyanishtha, evam amazing levels of Gyaan
Ladka Heera hai, Sampoorna Sarva Guna Sampann

Dil ka hai Khandani Rayees
Bees aur ek hote hain Ekees! (Sorry!)

Section D, MDI tatha Tata Motors ki Aan Baan Shaan
Humara 'Ex-CR' aur Tata Nano ka model Bada Mahan
Iski suhani Sharmili Muskaan
Jai Juwaan, Jai Kisaan! (Sorry. Again.)

Meharban, Kadradan, Saheban, Shrimaan
Thookdan, Peekdan, Saawadhan
Bahut saari gaaliyan yeh dega mujhe
Sunday ho ya Monday, roz khao Andey

Bahut hua Atyachaar, Durachaar, Vyabhichaar, Anachar
Janam diwas ki badhaiyan lijiye through Patrachar


Ho Shankh Naad,
Striyon mein Unmaad
Kavita ke naam per
kiya maine Jaghanya Aparadh

After the random poem, full of venom
Pesh hai the man, the legend, the phenom:-

(In Bold, Italic, Underline, and Neon Glittering Hoarding style Highlight)
The name is Sharma. Saurabh Sharma.
Less than God. Better than Bond.

Basically, Multiple Happy Returns to my dearest buddy.
Wishes: the Choicest, Selected, and Finest, so that Providence may deem
fit to shower thy noble being with the very Best of Good Fortune upon thy
Noble Being!
:)

Aapka apna
Shakespeare ki aulaad
Baju of non-faulaad
Pratyush